Breaking News: MDH Masala guy announced as Old Spice brand ambassador

The Kitchen King now looks to conquer the Bathroom, Dressing Room and Locker Room as well. Not bad. Not bad at all! Earlier today, Old Spice announced Mahashay Rampal as it’s brand new brand ambassador. His powerful on-screen presence, coupled with a long aromatic history in the spice trade, made Rampal the obvious choice for the…

What do the Oscars have in common with RIM?

Congratulations, Jennifer Lawrence. If RIM had any sense, they’d make you their new brand ambassador. In related news, it just occurred to me that (RIM) Research In Motion would make an absolutely splendid name for a pathology lab. Gross, but apt. If I could run the company for a day, I would rename the Careers…

Breaking News: Shekhar Suman launches clothing brand

Earlier this week, poorly aging celebrity – Shekhar Suman launched a clothing brand.     If you would like to buy the t-shirt featured above, please send an email to.. Wait. What? Do you really want to pay for this man’s next hair transplant / steroids?? What’s the matter with you? Look at the picture…

Breaking News: Hollywood approaches Anna Hazare, Congress

I made a wisecrack about this some time back but since our man Hazare is back in the news, it is only fitting that I convert this joke into image form. Spread the word, folks. I’m not one of those ‘march around in the sun to show your support’ types, but am more than happy…