Okay. This might come across as a little morbid but I’ve been seeing this commercial on TV for the last few months and all I can think of, is how much the old dude in the ad looks like a psychopath towards the end. The ad is supposed to be touching, I guess, but the guy just looks so fucking creepy.. like he wants to kill his wife with a rusty meat cleaver or something. In my endeavour to warn the world, I even looked up the ad on YouTube and got a screenshot. I’ve posted the video below, folks.

Watch the video and then take a look at Grandpa Gruesome’s psycho mug. Trust me, if you kick down his front door on Sunday, you’ll walk in on him wearing a yellow summer dress and making a pyramid out of headless Barbie dolls or something.

Brace yourself..

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